no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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