My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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