well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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