This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize