We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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