and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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