how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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