he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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