even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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