i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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I don't deserve a penis
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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