I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Such a big mess for such a small penis
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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