Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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