You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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