every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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