this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
and she was petting her beer can
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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