All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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