I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Randomize