:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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