What should our trivia night team be named?
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Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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