seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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