we have pet lesbian snakes
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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