Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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