He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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