they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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