I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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