maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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