I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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