Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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