I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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