Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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