Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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