Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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