She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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