I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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