If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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