oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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