he puts the penis in happiness.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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