Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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