You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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