My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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