so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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