and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I currently don't understand fingers.
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