Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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