Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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