But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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