On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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