i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
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you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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