Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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