talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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