Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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